& i made a promise never to settle, why didnt i keep it?

so yesterday i was in a vvv bad mood. and i do not apologise for the lack of mannersims or if my attitude was inappropriate for i warned you all. it stated clearly : in a bad mood so shut the hell up and piss off. but im in a better state than i was now. i woke up and decided today was officially gonna be get over you day. and in my books, get over you days involve lots of ice cream-junk food- eating, keeping my eyes fixated on the tv, housekeeping and well sleeping. to summarise in one word- stoning. from now on,only two men can make me happy. and they're called ben&jerry.*tingles*i actually watched a lot of tv today. high school musical,the mtv movie awards, lost, singapore idol and in approx 20mins, america's sweethearts. i like julia roberts and humungo lipss. vair vair sexayy. ooh so zizou(my sexy footballer husband in my dreams) has finally come out on why he head butted mr matterazzi. the poor man, having to go thru so much speculation and whatever not. honestly being famous sucks. like if youre really famous, you're the target of every freaking tabloid mag, the paparazzi, everything. if you walk barefoot on the streets, they write up a big ass report on you and ask where's your sense of hygeine. hey! when i walk on the streets barefooted, nobody writes a big story bout me or where the hell is my sense of my hygeine. the amazing thing i think about being famous is that if i were to sell anything that belongs to me, i can make a fortune out of it. hmmm hello there im britney spears *spits out chewing gum and sticks it under a table* a lucky knob comes along realises thats britney's chewing gum and sells it on ebay! internet power lah ai sey! how much are people willing to pay. oh not much, prolly around a thousand bucks or so. no big deal. its britney spears after all. maybe if they found george bush's ear hair, bidders would skyrocket the price to a million bucks.eh come to me lah, i give you my chewing gum for much less. you want i can also chew up 1000 sticks of gum and sell you lah. more worth it right. value for money! 1000 for say 300bucks? i dont ask for much. coughcough. hahaha im nuts. conclusion of this random pointless argument which is totally irrelevant to anything in this entire world :
ZIZOU IS A POOR MAN! STOP HARASSING HIM ALREADY. MATERAZZI SHOULD DIE TOO IF ZIZOU DOES. eh ok lah ive talked too much again. the show's starting. byebyeeeeee.

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